| Ewwww |
[Jan. 24th, 2008|11:37 am] |
Gross--I agree 17% with Huckabee?!
97% Dennis Kucinich
95% Mike Gravel
81% Chris Dodd
81% John Edwards
79% Barack Obama
78% Hillary Clinton
75% Joe Biden
73% Bill Richardson
34% Rudy Giuliani
27% Ron Paul
24% John McCain
17% Mike Huckabee
15% Mitt Romney
14% Tom Tancredo
6% Fred Thompson
2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz |
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| Jerry Springer |
[Sep. 28th, 2007|02:16 pm] |
which I don't really watch, but happened to catch this gem this afternoon:
Jerry: Why did you run him over with your car?
Cracked out lady: Because he all puffed his chest up like he was somebody. |
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| Come on. |
[Aug. 3rd, 2007|11:32 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  aggravated | ] |
You think if "your" going to make a t-shirt, "your" at least going to f'ing spell-check it.
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| Oscar upset |
[Feb. 26th, 2007|04:38 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  annoyed | ] |
So, as angry as I was last year when "Brokeback Mountain" got robbed of Best Picture by "Crash," I wasn't nearly as upset as last night when "Click" got totally robbed of its well-deserved Oscar. The Academy obviously doesn't know what it's doing when "Click" doesn't get an Academy Award. |
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| Maury's fat babies |
[Dec. 5th, 2006|01:09 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  awake | ] |
I sure love when Maury has fat babies on his show.
Just now I was watching a woman defend her decision to feed her 120 pound 4 year old "lots of Starburstses" |
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| Help put an end to a long-standing debate |
[Dec. 4th, 2006|07:49 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  thoughtful | ] |
Mike and I have a now many-year long debate about which Christmas song is sadder: "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," or "I'll Be Home for Christmas."
Help us out. Which is the more depressing Christmas song? We need to resolve this before Christmas rolls around so I can figure out which to put on my iPod while I wander around cold and snowy streets looking into the windows of celebratory families in Santa sweaters cutting open a juicy turkey. |
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| What 2004 hit song are you? |
[Nov. 29th, 2006|05:46 pm] |
Apparently this quiz has a relatively loose definition of "hit song"
| Sorry 2004 by Ruben Studdard | 
"This is my sorry for 2004.
And I ain't gonna mess up no more, this year."
Your popularity expired on 12/31/04 |
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| Mutant Typology Test |
[Oct. 31st, 2006|07:02 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Worksington | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  scared | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The slow tick of the clock | ] |
There's no html for this, but I like it. You should try it. Shelley Jackson, who has a great new novel out, Half Life, has this Mutant Typology Test available online.
Here's my "output":
Your parasite, also known as a duplicata incompleta, is what would have been a conjoined twin attached to you at the head, but its development was stunted in the womb.
You often have the feeling that you are not alone, though nobody accosts you, or blocks your path. More, it seems you possess a sort of guardian or alter ego, someone who watches over you, but who sees things you do not see, or sees the same things, but from an inverse perspective. You are occasionally stirred by sensations that have no identifiable source within conscious experience. You occasionally perform actions you did not intend, e.g. putting away the milk in the freezer, that seem to reflect some sort of logic, but a logic that is back to front, or topsy-turvy. Sometimes it is a burden to know that for everything you think you understand, there is another interpretation you cannot access—probably one that, if revealed, would turn everything you believe on its head. Usually, though, this is a source of secret satisfaction, as it may be the case that what seems to you your worse mistake may be in fact your salvation. You are particularly drawn to the optical trickery of the Changing Head. Your literary form is the ghost story.
You are related to...
The Two-Headed Boy of Bengal, born in 1783 in Mundul Gait, Bengal |
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| Rent |
[May. 14th, 2006|07:22 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  chipper | ] |
We're looking to move all of our stuff from one place (Boulder) to another (Denver) and were looking at houses for rent on CraigsList. There's a 6 bedroom (yes, 6 bedroom) house in Greeley, which is far far away, for 295 a month. That's nuts! Mike wants to move there right now. |
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| I am 12 years old. Or maybe 11. |
[Mar. 12th, 2006|09:43 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | frustrated | ] |
I was at a concert in Wyoming last night and this old woman asked me if I was in the junior orchestra. Which is, by the way, composed of 5th and 6th graders.
Seriously?? I look like I'm 11 apparently. Great. |
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